A coworker of mine is a smoker, and I've started hanging out with her when she goes outside to smoke because I like her and I like outside. Yesterday I talked her into walking across the street to City Hall to light up, and she asked me what this tree was. I told her I didn't know but that I would take a picture so I could find out.
But then we noticed that the fine City of Seattle folks tagged it for us. English Hawthorn.
Then we went back to work.