At the gay St. Patrick's Day birthday party I went to on Saturday night, I placed second in the limerick contest. I wrote it over some drinks and a fine dinner and a bottle of Sancerre at Savoy.
Here's a photo I took out the door at Savoy:
Here's the drunken limerick (name has been changed):
Our friend Sonny's exceedingly hot
The boys they all like him a lot
And the girls, how they sigh
With a tear in their eye
When they find out he doesn't like twat